Announcement
Top 10 Prerequisites for a Magnet School Student
Posted by Donald Wilkerson on
Jan 27 2005
at
04:00PM PST
Top 10 Prerequisites for a Magnet School Student*
10. Must look good in Adidas sportswear.
9. If you are below 5' 6" must be able to shoot 60% from the field.
8. If you are above 6' must be able to grab 10 rebounds jumping off one foot.
7. Must be able to play zone defense and yell a lot as you play it!
6. Admission fee of 1 brisket and box of cupcakes must be paid to assistant coaches.
5. Must be able to clearly document address...example Sugarland, Texas.
4. Must be willing to play second string by your senior year. (Don't worry you will still probaly make All District)
3. Must be able to do anything the coach tells you to do...example....Eat one meal at local Coffee Shop and talk hoops with locals.
2. Must be willing to share after game meals with assistant coaches.
1. For initiation...must sit through (endure) the viewing of Fort Bend video presentation..."The success of Fort Bend Basketball"
* paraphrased from Texas Hoops message board
10. Must look good in Adidas sportswear.
9. If you are below 5' 6" must be able to shoot 60% from the field.
8. If you are above 6' must be able to grab 10 rebounds jumping off one foot.
7. Must be able to play zone defense and yell a lot as you play it!
6. Admission fee of 1 brisket and box of cupcakes must be paid to assistant coaches.
5. Must be able to clearly document address...example Sugarland, Texas.
4. Must be willing to play second string by your senior year. (Don't worry you will still probaly make All District)
3. Must be able to do anything the coach tells you to do...example....Eat one meal at local Coffee Shop and talk hoops with locals.
2. Must be willing to share after game meals with assistant coaches.
1. For initiation...must sit through (endure) the viewing of Fort Bend video presentation..."The success of Fort Bend Basketball"
* paraphrased from Texas Hoops message board
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