Cincinnati CoBALTS Baseball Club

The local bar economy surged once again this December as the Cobalt Veterans gathered for their Annual Winter Meeting.

Good times, good times...but the bottom line is your Cobalts will be back again for their 25th CONSECUTIVE YEAR - a proud achievement, for sure.

Some of the news coming from this year's pow-wow:

* Paully Krause has retired after 20 years of dominating the pitching mound...we'll miss Big Paul 

* Daddy Hat needs reading glasses to order hot wings but swears he can still see the laces on any youngster's slider - better believe dat!

* Scrote and Coach are openly shopping for anabolics & tanning bed memberships for a Micky Rourke like comeback.

* Speaking of tans...Coach may have committed to another Fall World Series trip back to the Outrigger. Uh-oh!

* Rumor has it Rocky is getting married...Dang Man, Balts might be needing some dish help this Summer. But Congrats to The Rock!

* Stocklein is in contract arbitration talks for 2011 after taking last year off...Natti Light Execs are involved

* Sunshine Shannon and Wags are in best shape since 1995...just downright sexy animals.

* Becker wishes all our young college player's girlfriends a Merry Christmas

* Deuce and Dougy kept their perfect Happy Hour attendance record alive - SOLID

* Tom and Todd Taylor can still talk Coach into just about anything!

The Cobalts wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Cheers (again)