Announcement
Mitchell Steroid Report Clears Cobalts
Posted by Mark Dietz on
Dec 13 2007
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04:00PM PST
Recently uncovered beach pictures have cleared the Cobalts from suspicion of HGH and Growth Hormone use.
"There's just no way these guys are juicing" said CRC Semi Pro Commissioner Tom Nerl, "Sure the girth is there but...."
Coach was unexpectedly disappointed. Recent uniform size gains had given the Cobalt Organization some hope that maybe a few guys were actually going to hit with some power. Turns out to just be Natural Lite body weight-gain.
If there are any current steroid users looking for a team - we're interested! No pee tests - guaranteed.
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