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SYMON The Entertainer (pictured here) is one of Florida's greatest Billy Idol impersonators of all time.

But ever since October of 2005, SYMON has refused to play anywhere near the Ft. Myer's Beach area during the Roy Hobbs World Series.

When asked about this, SYMON only mutters what sounds like "monster" and something about "elderly wife abuse."

Long time Ft. Myer Beach residents won't talk either. Many just say it was a night they'd like to forget. But one local divorced woman, who was in traction, said that she was still hoping for the return of "Deuce"