Cincinnati CoBALTS Baseball Club

Never missing an opportunity to lay down a bet - the Cobalts on Saturday discovered who might be the slowest guy to wear the uniform. In a grudge match showdown, Joe Spriggs Monster beat the Vegas oddsmakers predictions and easily handled Shannon Morgan at a distance of 40 yards. To comfort himself, Shannon the Unshakeable, enjoyed 2 Fillet-O-Fishes and large fries vowing a rematch. Next up: Chubby Hobbit Races: Burgy versus Johnny Mederer