West Allis NATIONALS Baseball

Undercover operations are an important area of police work. This reporter has learned that from reliable sources that one of our teammates has become just such an undercover operative. So as to not blow this teammates cover, sources referred to him simply as #41. Though not specific on the nature of the investigation and surveillance, one source did make it clear that #42 was the only candidate considered for this duty. "He's a natural...I mean, how many other cops readily admit to enjoying gay sex and other perverted acts. Animals, youth, whatever...he has always seemed consumed." In a related story, James Herkowski proudly announced this past week that he purchased the Cadillac of computer systems. James looks forward to investigating the "dark" side of the internet. You can be sure skin, kiddy porn, and other smut will keep his mouse busy.