West Allis NATIONALS Baseball

In a stunning decision that is sure to send shockwaves throughout all of Wisconsin amateur baseball, Frank Langsdorf League of Southeast Wisconsin Commissioner Steve Elliott has decreed that his league will transition to an all wood bat, all wood ball league beginning with the 2008 season. Additionally, all players will be required to wear wooden shoes, and at least three fielders must have at least one wooden leg. "I thought about requiring all players to wear Kerry Wood jerseys, too," explained Elliott during an exclusive interview from his undisclosed bunker. "But that would just be going overboard." Developing.......