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Pryal Admits: It's Still Pretty Fun, Even if the Homies Can't Have None

Posted by Steve Elliott on Jun 21 2007 at 05:00PM PDT in 2019 Season
After engaging in a romantic dalliance with a generously-proportioned female he met at Magoo's three weeks ago, Nationals catcher/pitcher Curt Pryal admitted that the encounter "...was pretty damn fun, even though she said my homies couldn't have none." "I begged her to let them get in on the action," said Pryal, "but she refused. However, the young lady was gracious enough to allow one of my homies to videotape our coupling. You can purchase a copy on Amazon.com for $14.99." Said Pryal, "I think I may ask for this young lass' hand in marriage following tomorrow night's doubleheader against the Angels."

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