Announcement
Nationals Earn National Ranking in Poll
Posted by Steve Elliott on
May 26 2006
at
05:00PM PDT
in 2019 Season
The honors keep coming. Fresh off a Langsdorf League Championship and strong showing at the 2005 Wisconsin State Tournament, the Nationals now have been honored with a ranking among the Nation's best semi-pro baseball teams.
The National Semi-Pro Baseball Association has made the Nationals the #20 team in the country in its latest poll. Others are keenly aware of the team's status, as well.
Adult film star, Ron Jeremy, recently invited Nats pitcher Johnny Arnold to the set of a remote shoot as part of an apprenticeship to help prepare Johnny for life after baseball. Johnny quickly learned that his powerful fastball and sharp curve were no match for Ron's tool of the trade. We're not certain if there is an off-season conditioning program to help Johnny in this area, but unidentified sources have confirmed the shipment of a large order of Viagra to the Arnold home in Menomonee Falls.
The National Semi-Pro Baseball Association has made the Nationals the #20 team in the country in its latest poll. Others are keenly aware of the team's status, as well.
Adult film star, Ron Jeremy, recently invited Nats pitcher Johnny Arnold to the set of a remote shoot as part of an apprenticeship to help prepare Johnny for life after baseball. Johnny quickly learned that his powerful fastball and sharp curve were no match for Ron's tool of the trade. We're not certain if there is an off-season conditioning program to help Johnny in this area, but unidentified sources have confirmed the shipment of a large order of Viagra to the Arnold home in Menomonee Falls.
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