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14th Matchday: Sauerkrauts vs. Corea 2:8 (0:6)
8:34 a.m. A flatulent dog decided to use a well-kept wide grass ground at Tianma Resort for doing his morning toilet.
8:58 a.m. At a sunny early morning a strident whistle cut the silent air at a football pitch somewhere in the east China nowhere. But from far away a dark and heavy thunderstorm announced its arrival…
9:08 a.m. UFO spotted: Some morning jogger at mount Sheshan reported to have seen a flying object with shape of a ball above Tianma soccer field flying eternally through the air above the pitch before finally be catched by a near located net. Scientists have no idea what they could have seen there.
9:35 a.m. I overheard a talk at the sideline: “Thought you said he eats, drinks and sleeps football” Reply by somebody who refuses too be named: “He does, he just can't play it”
9:44 a.m. In the Eye of the thunderstorm the wind eased and some German football players in Tianma could temporarily heal their wounds and examine the damage the storm has caused so far. The score: 0:6.
10:23 a.m. In commemorate to Jari Litmanen in his best years Sauerkrauts midfield engine Antti lifted a long, crossing the whole defense, pass over the lonesome goalie into the wide empty net.
10:28 a.m. In a north China town, a relatively well-known native bloke, xing Hu, turned around a last time in his bed hitting a bi** he met at a semi-official political dinner the evening before.
10:42 a.m. After a chaos in the Corean box Shanghai Sauerkrauts striker Nico hit the ball humorless from 15 m distance into the far right corner of the goal, leaving an astonished keeper. Really nice shot.
10:46 a.m. At the edge of the world a soccer match between some sleepy-drunken guys and a Corean group of people ended 2:8.
10:53 a.m. There are rumors, that behind a muddy streetfood kitchen in a stinky lane of Shanghai Baoshan district a sack of rice fell over – but it`s not confirmed so far…….
Reported by Sven "the Rostocker"
