Shambles Football Team

They ran us ragged, and then there was a knifing incident. Still, it probably ended in a 5-5 draw, but we were just glad not to have been chased around by someone wielding a 6-inch knife blade. One guy in their team went after another, but their teammates were alive to the situation and ran after him, but did not get to him before he'd given his falling victim a bit of a stab. The victim carried on playing! Now that's commitment.