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Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite...
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite...
Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray...
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal? Booberries...
What is a vampire's favorite sport? Casketball...
What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving...
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called? Shrinkenstein...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They're so wrapped up in themselves...
What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends...
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your sheet belts...
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel...
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation? A scareplane...
What type of dog do vampire's like the best? Bloodhounds...
What is a ghoul's favorite flavor? Lemon-slime...
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich...
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? A trombone...
What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets...
Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food? A guy with very high blood pressure...
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation...
Hey Girls, looking for something to do on the weekend??? Softball Fall Ball is Here!!!!!!!!
Calling all girls 7-14!!!! Come join us for as we show the boys how ball is really played!!!
When????? We are hitting the fields every Saturday from September 27th until October 25th!!
Ives Field - 1511 NE 207th Street
Saturday, September 27 @ 6pm - 8pm
Saturday, October 4 @ 6pm - 8pm
Saturday, October 11 @ 6pm - 8pm
Saturday, October 18 @ 6pm - 8pm
Highland Oaks Park - 20300 NE 24th Avenue
Saturday, October 25 @ 11am -1pm
For more information, please email VPSoftball@nmbll.org
Want to spend the best possible quality time with your kids? Volunteer to be a manager, coach, umpire, scorekeeper or team mom/dad! We will provide you training--both clinics and materials--and in exchange, you'll have the time of your life! If this sounds good to you, fill out and print the Volunteer Application by clicking the link below, and mail it back NOW to the league:
PO Box 600022, NMB, FL 33160-0002.
If you have questions, email the league. Thanks!!
Schools back in session......Give yourself a break and join us for some FALL BALL!!!
Grab some friends and come on down for four great weekends of FALL BALL!!! Everyone is welcome to play.....You choose how many games, play just one or play all four!!!
When: October 5, 12, 19 and 26 at 4:45 p.m.
For more information, please check the handout!!
Softball Fall Ball information will be posted shortly!
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