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Good evening. I’m tired of classic relationships. You know, the kind when you and a girl meet and then move in together and have your own lives, friends, work, hobbies, relatives, animals and others with whom you need to communicate and deal. And I want something simpler, without unnecessary noise and imposing strange people and entertainment on me. I heard that online relationships are much better than real ones. What do you think? Do you have experience of such relationships on the Internet?

Hello everyone. Recently I was in an art gallery where there was an exhibition of paintings of male penises. And it prompted me for some reason to find out the size of my penis. When I measured the size, I was upset. I sincerely thought that I have the size of an average man’s penis, but it turns out that it is self-deception. Now I began to dwell on how to increase my penis in size. I looked at the prices of operations, and so far I am not ready to do it with the help of surgeons. Maybe I can stretch it at home? What do you think? Do you have a similar experience?

Good afternoon. Tell me how to win the heart of a woman? I feel how much I like one of my friends and that I can’t think about anything else but her. So I decided that I have to do everything right and impress her so that she doesn’t even see other men as her date. Please write a complete list of steps for courting women. I need to be one hundred percent govitovy!

Hello. I never thought that I would suffer from obsessive thoughts about the girl I fell in love with. We just know each other, but I feel incredibly fascinated by her. So I fall asleep thinking about her, and when I wake up I wonder when the next party will be so I can see her again. Because when we see each other, I hear her voice, and the thoughts she voices. All this I can then think about. And think about her again. I noticed that it is quite exhausting. Can I somehow learn to think not so obsessively? Because it won’t take long to become a maniac.

Good afternoon. I am surprised more and more with my friends. Every time I tell them that I found the love of my life and that this girl is the one, they smile slyly and say that it is unlikely. And you know what? They were always right. The first time, the last time. I’m tired of it, because I feel insecure. How do I know if a girl is the one I’m looking for?