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Cubs Stars Involved in Off-field Sex Controversy
Two unidentified Cubs stars have engaged in rather "unethical" off-field behavior, discoverd by an undercover sting. The first star has a weird taste in animals and women but an unnamed source reported that he said "all women and animals of different sizes need love too". In uncovering this potential issue, it was also reportedly identified that not one, but 2 players on this team have engaged in sexual intercourse with a stuffed animal/home economics project. When Commissioner Kennesaw Mountain Luzon was asked for comment he said "Unfortnatley for the women, animals and stuffed animals/soccer balls, there is nothing in the NRWBL players conduct policy that prohibits this behavior. In fact we encourage it, thats what makes this league so unique."
(Images have been removed to protect the women/animals) See the Commish for details